Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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