none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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