you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
id be glad to
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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