Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Terrible idea I love it
I would ride that face into the sunset
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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