You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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