Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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