erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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