Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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