I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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