So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
