There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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