It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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