I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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