I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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