Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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