what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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