We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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