Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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