Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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