He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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