Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
