im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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