you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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