My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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