ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Dick very happy bro
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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