The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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