Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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