but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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