Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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