I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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