Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
how drunk are you?
Several
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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