This dress was meant to end up on your floor
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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