so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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