none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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