Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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