As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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