Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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