I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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