Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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