...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
