you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i now understand why vodka
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize