considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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