Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I have fence marks all over my body
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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