No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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