He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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