Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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