The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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