There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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