Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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