Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
