i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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