i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
ttyl tear gas
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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