i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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