So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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