just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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